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Monday, January 4, 2010

Resolutions...

Let's face it... the statistics of people actually following through with their New Year's resolutions aren't very promising. So I've decided to make myself 10 resolutions with the thought that I'll higher my odds of accomplishment.

10 New Year's Resolutions for 2010:

1) Finish and sell my work in progress.

2) Lose the 97 pounds I gained over the holiday season... Okay, I'm exaggerating a bit, it was only 73 pounds... but boy, it FEELS like 97!

3) Become an expert at the mysterious art of self-promotion... or hypnotism... which could definitely help with self-promotion.

4) Run a marathon... or at least WATCH the people on the Biggest Loser attempt to run a marathon.

5) Limit my reality show addiction to less dangerous shows such as Survivor, The Bachelor, and American Idol. Admit myself into reality rehab if my addiction moves on to hard core, hazardous shows such as fist pumping Jersey Shore or pretty much anything on VH1.

6) Be more organized and better at multi-tasking.

7) Grow a third arm to help accomplish #6.

8) Or find a way to clone myself to accomplish #6... Mini me - you complete me!

9) Find an agent who's happy to represent me, my third arm, and my clone....

10) Relish every second of my publishing dream coming true!

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8 Comments:

Blogger Suzette Saxton said...

I love your blog, Amy. The lips are awesome!

Congrats on your forthcoming book! Your resolutions had me laughing. I thoroughly loved the last one. Do relish - you deserve it.

Suzy

January 5, 2010 at 2:22 PM  
Blogger Bethany Wiggins said...

I tried leaving a comment here yesterday! And today I can. Your resolutions are hilarious! If you master that third arm thing, drop me a line and tell me how. I could use a third arm!

January 5, 2010 at 2:32 PM  
Blogger Amy Holder said...

Thanks so much for the comments and checking out my blog!

Suzy - you are a blogging genius (thanks for the help)!

Bethany - I will keep you posted on the third arm - lol!

January 6, 2010 at 3:11 PM  
Blogger Shelli said...

they sound doable! :)

January 9, 2010 at 7:19 PM  
Blogger Amy Holder said...

Thanks Shelli! I'm beginning to think that finding a way to clone myself might be easier than resolution #2!

January 11, 2010 at 4:06 PM  
Blogger Cindy said...

hehe, great goals. can't wait to read the lipstick laws!

January 12, 2010 at 2:20 PM  
Blogger Amy Holder said...

Thanks, Cindy!! :) I love your Princess Bookie blog!

January 12, 2010 at 10:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny! I like your resolutions.

February 4, 2010 at 2:31 AM  

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