Resolutions...

Let's face it... the statistics of people actually following through with their New Year's resolutions aren't very promising. So I've decided to make myself 10 resolutions with the thought that I'll higher my odds of accomplishment.

10 New Year's Resolutions for 2010:

1) Finish and sell my work in progress.

2) Lose the 97 pounds I gained over the holiday season... Okay, I'm exaggerating a bit, it was only 73 pounds... but boy, it FEELS like 97!

3) Become an expert at the mysterious art of self-promotion... or hypnotism... which could definitely help with self-promotion.

4) Run a marathon... or at least WATCH the people on the Biggest Loser attempt to run a marathon.

5) Limit my reality show addiction to less dangerous shows such as Survivor, The Bachelor, and American Idol. Admit myself into reality rehab if my addiction moves on to hard core, hazardous shows such as fist pumping Jersey Shore or pretty much anything on VH1.

6) Be more organized and better at multi-tasking.

7) Grow a third arm to help accomplish #6.

8) Or find a way to clone myself to accomplish #6... Mini me - you complete me!

9) Find an agent who's happy to represent me, my third arm, and my clone....

10) Relish every second of my publishing dream coming true!